Monday, December 29, 2014

Anderson Cooper - "Vacation over"


While Anderson's vacation may be over, the Ladies of ATA are still vacationing.  We are however checking e-mail and a faithful reader alerted us to an article about Anderson's NYE coverage with Kathy Griffin that appeared in the NY Times on Sunday ~

Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin Are Naughty and Nice 

Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper discuss their chemistry and unlikely friendship. Credit Malin Fezehai for The New York Times

Anderson Cooper is so good at playing the comic foil he can do it without a comic in the room. Before Kathy Griffin even arrived for lunch, Mr. Cooper, 47, the television journalist and Emmy-winning host of “Anderson Cooper 360” on CNN, said, “Kathy was very concerned about what I was going to wear today.” Then he handed over his cellphone, cued to a text from Ms. Griffin. “Don’t embarrass me,” it read, along with a full-frontal nude selfie, in which Ms. Griffin covered her most private part with a bright red apple.

Moments later, Ms. Griffin, 54, a prolific stand-up comic, who starred on the Emmy-winning reality show “My Life on the D-List” and was recently named as the replacement for Joan Rivers on “Fashion Police,” walked in. “Stop talking without me!” she said.

Over sushi at Koi Restaurant in the Trump Hotel in SoHo, the pair discussed their oddball chemistry, which will be on full display when they host CNN’s “New Year’s Eve Live” celebration for the eighth year in a row; Ms. Griffin’s unlikely friendship with the author and socialite Gloria Vanderbilt, Mr. Cooper’s mother; and how childhood traumas shaped who they are today

Mr. Cooper and Ms. Griffin shared how childhood traumas shaped who they are today. Credit Malin Fezehai for The New York Times

Philip Galanes: We were just admiring your apple.

Kathy Griffin: You know, I’ve never sexted anyone in my life except Anderson. I can’t resist. I just know he’s going to be so ——

Anderson Cooper: The one before this was in the middle of election night coverage. We were on air for 10 hours, and in the middle of it, I get a text from Kathy with the lower half of her body exposed.

KG: I had very serious rug burns.

AC: She wrote: “I was with David Gergen [the political commentator] last night. This is what I look like today.”

PG: For the sake of everyone’s reputation, tell us how you really got the rug burns.

KG: A couple of days before, I made a cameo appearance in Britney Spears’s Las Vegas show. She brings someone up from the audience to be her slave during one of the songs. She put a dog collar on me and had me crawl around. That’s how I got the rug burns. But when I saw David Gergen on Anderson’s show, I got inspired.

PG: Let’s talk about odd couples: Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor ——

KG: Is that who we are?

AC: I went to Studio 54 with Michael Jackson when I was a child.

KG: Don’t act like you walked in by yourself. Your mother took you.

AC: My mom took me to Studio 54 twice. Once, we saw Grace Jones perform. And the second time was for the premiere of “The Wiz,” when she was dating [film director] Sidney Lumet, after she had divorced him. That’s the time I saw Michael Jackson.

KG: Anderson is an onion. Just when you think you’ve got him figured out, there’s another layer to peel away. But when you get to the center, he’s a crying little boy who knows he will never live up to everything his mother is. He’s never redone his apartment in quilt, for instance, the way Gloria did. Or had a matching quilt dress.

AC: It’s true. I think Adolfo designed a quilt dress — not like an Amish quilt. But she had it put on the floors and walls and ceilings. Should I Google it?

KG: It was probably her attempt to soften him. You’ve been to weddings where there’s an ice sculpture? That’s Anderson. And I’m whatever chips away at the ice.

AC: I’m so heavily medicated I don’t know what she’s saying. Oh, look! Here it is: the quilt room and the quilt dress.

[He passes the phone around.]

PG: Do you watch each other’s work when it’s not New Year’s Eve?

KG: I watch his show every day. He’s not aware of what I do.

AC: She watches a lot of CNN. Don’t get her started on ——

KG: Chad Myers [the CNN meteorologist], when the weather isn’t going his way? Because he’s very emotional about the weather.

AC: See? And I go to her shows.

KG: Maybe once a year. He has a vague notion that I tell stories.

AC: I saw her show at Carnegie Hall. And I watch her Bravo specials.

KG: He even hosted the after-party at Carnegie Hall.

PG: Let’s go back to “Anderson as onion” for a second. I was shocked to learn that you worked at the C.I.A. during college.

AC: Really? You need to get out more.

KG: You didn’t work at the C.I.A.

AC: Only in the summers.

PG: What did you do there?

AC: What do you think they gave a 21-year-old to do? It was a boring summer job.

KG: I worked at Langley, too.

AC: That’s where we met. I was Mandy Patinkin to her Carrie ——

KG: Mathison. I’ll be any Carrie. On “Homeland” or “Sex and the City.”

PG: How did you really meet? On the New Year’s Eve show?

KG: No, I had this show on MTV in 2001, very much ahead of its time ——

AC: It wasn’t that far ahead of its time.

KG: Called “Kathy’s So-Called Reality.” I thought: This reality TV thing has got legs. So I did a recap show. And I was obsessed with Anderson’s reality show, “The Mole”...

PG: Another line on Anderson’s résumé that surprised me: reality TV host.

AC: It was the early days of reality TV, and I thought it would be fun. I did it for two seasons. Then Kathy went on “Celebrity Mole” the year after I left.

KG: And I won!

PG: Mazel tov. So why did you stop after two years?

KG: Does the term “high and mighty” ring a bell?

AC: No. Honestly, because 9/11 happened and ——

KG: Way to bring it down.

AC: The show was off-production, and I wanted to get back to the news. And CNN called.

PG: So, whose idea was it to put you two together for New Year’s Eve?

AC: Kathy was doing “My Life on the D-List,” and she came on the show as a guest one year. As soon as she came on, it was just super fun.

KG: I think I stayed the whole show.

AC: If you had tried to leave, I wouldn’t have allowed it. I started working New Year’s Eve because I find it dreadful in New York. You can’t get a cab, and Uber is four times the normal cost. There are lines for everything. So, I volunteered to work.

KG: I wanted Wolf Blitzer.

AC: I love doing the show with her. I actually look forward to New Year’s Eve.

KG: All the higher-ups at CNN love me, too. They fire me every year.

PG: Really? I thought they only banned you once for potty mouth, then un-banned you.

AC: In all honesty, every year they say: “Why are we doing this?” It’s on the Drudge Report the next day ——

KG: And they always want me to apologize. And I won’t.

PG: But that’s one of the best qualities in your work, Kathy: your relentlessness. You’re like a lawn mower going over a canvas sneaker.

KG: Guess who’s the canvas sneaker, Anderson?

“There’s something about experiencing loss very young. My mom used to talk about it all the time because her dad died when she was an infant. In my case, it was my father and brother.” – Anderson Cooper Credit Malin Fezehai for The New York Times PG: How do you know when to pull back?

KG: Don’t be fooled. I get yelled at during every commercial break.

AC: You get cautioned, not yelled at.

KG: There have been times when you’ve said, “Please don’t talk about that.”

AC: Absolutely.

PG: Why do you put up with this nonsense?

AC: Because I’m genuine friends with Kathy, and she’s funny as hell.

KG: You don’t possibly think you could do it by yourself, do you? Because if you said that, I would take your Ralph Lauren suit, shred it and send it back to Ralph, personally.

AC: No, I cannot imagine doing the show without Kathy.

KG: Now hold my hand.

[He takes her hand grudgingly.]

KG: See? You don’t know what it takes to get him there. How about when I make you walk through the crowd every year?

AC: Because she’s freaking obsessed with Ryan Seacrest.

KG: Only because you think he’s a real person. And I know he’s a robot. And I will happily call him right now and tell him. Watch: Anderson is already texting an apology.

AC: That’s not true.

KG: Only because Ryan dumped you.

AC: That’s true. I used to have his number, but now I don’t.

PG: Before you were publicly out of the closet, did Kathy’s teasing you about sex on the show bother you?

KG: That’s not fair! Listen, I know two straight guys: my boyfriend and my dad. So, if I talked to Anderson like a gay guy, I didn’t mean to out him, I was just talking the way I talk.

AC: Why would I care what other people say?

KG: He only cares about what people think he looks like. He’s much simpler than you’re making it.

PG: Were you this tough as a kid?

KG: When I walked down the halls of my school, the boys would bark and call me “Dog.” I’m a comedian. How do you think I was as a kid? I felt terrible all the time, so I made people laugh not to get my ass kicked, while the nuns did nothing.

PG: You don’t honestly think you’re ugly, do you?

KG: I’ve gotten pretty. Did you see me two noses ago?

AC: Were you really teased?

KG: Viciously. I have the typical female comedian story. And a lot of it is tied into my looks.

AC: I think I was much more interesting as a child than I am as an adult.

KG: Outgoing?

Photo Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper at Koi Restaurant in the Trump Hotel in SoHo.

AC: Yeah.

KG: What happened?

AC: My dad died when I was 10, and I got introspective and quiet.

PG: But how do you square that with your career as a child model? You pushed yourself out into the world. I’m sure your mother wasn’t pressing.

AC: Well, there aren’t a lot of ways a kid can earn money.

PG: But why did you need money?

AC: Because I wanted to be independent, on my own.

PG: I don’t understand. You lost your father as a little boy, and your brother killed himself a few years later. I’d expect those things to make you cautious and fearful of more loss. But they had the opposite effect. They pushed you to war zones and jungles and child modeling.

AC: There’s something about experiencing loss very young. My mom used to talk about it all the time because her dad died when she was an infant. In my case, it was my father and brother. You never feel safe, but at the same time, you know everything is possible — both good and bad. That’s why I wanted to protect myself and earn money.

PG: Makes sense.

AC: I wanted to propel myself forward.

PG: It’s the opposite of Kathy. You’re 18, and your parents want you to go to college.

KG: They want me to be a stew.

AC: A what?

KG: A stewardess. You can’t say that word anymore. So they could fly for $50.

PG: But instead, you got them to move to Los Angeles with you so you could break into TV. You brought your parents with you, when most kids want to ditch theirs.

KG: Because they wanted to retire somewhere where they could play golf. The weather was warm in San Diego and Los Angeles. But I knew I couldn’t work in San Diego, so I convinced them there were more golf courses in L.A.

PG: It’s a little contradictory: Naughty girl gets along with her parents. You’re tight with Anderson’s mother, too.

AC: My mother is giving her a dinner tomorrow.

PG: Did you introduce them as a sacrificial offering? Here she is, Kathy, now leave me alone?

KG: That’s my opening line tomorrow night: “Hello, sacrificial offering.”

AC: No, my Mom really loved Kathy on the New Year’s Eve show. So, I put her on the phone when my mother called me afterward.

KG: And I about fainted.

AC: And now they hang out all the time without me.

KG: Gloria invited me to this one dinner, with Wes Anderson and Nobel laureates and Joyce Carol Oates. And they were all talking over my head, and I felt very insecure until Glo said, “Kathy, what’s going on with the Lohans?” Then I held court for a minute because I know everything about the Lohans. Everyone was interested. I was shocked. Like: Joyce Carol Oates wants to know what’s going on with Dina and Allie?

AC: And I don’t make the list anymore.

KG: Anderson gets this little tick when I talk about his mother. He scrunches his hair.

AC: I do not.

KG: Because he knows his mother and I talk about everything, from our own vaginas to other people’s body parts.

AC: O.K., I don’t need to go there.

KG: My goal is to have him email me in two hours: “I can’t believe you said that!”

This interview has been edited and condensed.

We will post highlights from the NYE program when we return from vacation after the first of the year.  Most likely Sunday, January 4th or Monday, January 5th.   Hope everyone has a fun and safe NYE and a Happy New Year!

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aries moon said...

AC's beard and mustache are pretty wild - he looks like a good looking homeless dude. Nice pic. Kathy Griffin and AC are quite a team but not one everyone likes. I love them together and always look forward to the New Year's show.

Enjoy the remainder of your vacation Team ATA!

Jaanza said...

Anderson was at work on 360 last night? I never even bothered to check because the last few years he's been off of 360 during the last week of the year except for the NYE countdown show.
I'm guessing most of Monday's show was on the AirAsia flight disaster. Tonight's show will probably also be just that one story, judging by the content of earlier CNN shows.

The New York Times article is great publicity for Anderson, Griffin and the NYE show. It's mostly a nice fluffy piece, not a whole lot of new information.
When I saw the print edition, I was surprised the editors choose that photo for the huge photo on the front page of the section and the first image on the website. It's not a flattering photo to either Anderson or Griffin. Anderson looks embarrassed, like he doesn't want to be there and doesn't want his photo taken. Griffin looks like she's one rubber chicken away from being total scary-ass clown.
The other photos are much better and the whole article must have the NYE show producers smiling.
But I still won't watch.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you Jaanza. I wouldn't watch either, but somebody must be or they wouldn't be back again and again.
This year Griffin has her name first, if you noticed.
Her fill in for the late Joan Rivers was a real find for her and now she has the
liberty to be as "naughty" as she wants.
I really believe Andy Cohen had a hand in The Fashion Police Show.
There is such a difference between Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers.
When you think of Griffin, you think of filth. With Joan it was always humor first, with a twist of naughtiness.

Anonymous said...

I don't quite understand the big difference between Joan Rivers and Kathy Griffin's brand of humor: they both specialize in being as offensive as they can be. So I think it makes perfect sense that Kathy is now taking over Joan's gig on Fashion Police. I can't see anyone else filling Joan's shoes, so I don't understand those who are surprised by that development.

Anonymous said...

I think I watched the NYE show w/KG the first year and swore never to watch it again. I miss when it was just AC and our other fave reporters(Gary, Erica, John Z, etc) from NYC and around the country and they would have musical acts; who remembers Scissor Sisters. Too bad we can't go into a time warp and leave KG in a black hole and just enjoy the evening. Sorry if I sound mean, but KG is not my fave person and never will be.

Anonymous said...

I know Jack Gray was mentioned not that long ago, but he didn't even tweet anything around Christmas or New Year's, didn't he used to "produce" the NYE show?

Anonymous said...

So glad Kathy Griffin explained why she was wearing a real fur coat on NYE.
She said it was Joan River's coat and Joan was criticized by the animal associations for wearing fur on her Diva
book tour.
Joan did defend herself saying she has always given to animal charities and she was an animal lover. We know she was a dog lover and loved her Yorkie.
Big difference between Joan and KG.
One word: CLASS

Anonymous said...

I was going to say Kathy Griffin cleaned up her act this year, it seemed.
I couldn't hear half of it, and didn't listen all that long to her ramblings, when low and behold, I read on TVNewser, that she dyed AC's hair red and blue.
And he let her.....anything, anything for eyeballs!

Anonymous said...

Absolutely no difference between Joan and Kathy, from their abrasive sense of humor right down to the extreme plastic surgery.

Anonymous said...

Except for the minor fact that there would be no Kathy if there wasn't a Joan.

Anonymous said...

There might not be Kathy without Joan (who knows, maybe yes maybe not), but it doesn't change the fact that there is very little difference between the 2, so those who love Joan but cannot stand Kathy aren't being very rational in their judgment because those 2 female comedians are cut from the same cloth.

Anonymous said...

Joan was far more introspective than Kathy and her work ethic was completely different. Joan worked nonstop and left over 75 million dollars. She worked in radio and theater and any place that would have her. She had a line of clothing on OVC and a very loyal following.
This following of loyal and devoted fans followed her over the years as someone who overcame tragedy in her late husbands suicide. They looked to her as an inspiration, someone who over came adversity.
Kathy Griffin never over came that kind of adversity. AND she doesn't have that kind of following.

Anonymous said...

No one is saying that Kathy has the same kind of following as Joan did (how could she when there's a 30-year-difference between the length of their career?). Some of us are only arguing that their brand of humor is very similar and that Kathy is a natural replacement for Joan on Fashion Police, given that they have a similar sense of (offensive) humor, and that they were close friends. Those who are up in arms about Kathy filling Joan's shoes are simply in denial about how similar those 2 comedians are. I still don't see a big difference between their respective approach to comedy, as in both instances they specialize in being offensive and controversial.

Phebe said...

I'm a Joan Ranger (look it up) from way back and not a KG fan BUT I do think Kathy is an acceptable replacement for Joan on Fashion Police. It's a scripted show and Melissa will have the reins on how far KG can go. The biggest difference I see between Joan and Kathy is Joan's outrageousness was genuine, Kathy's is forced. Both can achieve similar results but one is more self promoting and narcissistic, the other more introspective.

Anonymous said...

Phebe: You are exactly right about Joan, though I don't know what a Joan Ranger is.
Sorry. I do know Fashion Police was Melissa's idea and her baby and I never watched it even when Joan was on.
I do know Joan is missed by many.
Not many care what KG does. If she disappeared tomorrow, few would care.