Sunday, December 11, 2005

November 13, 2003 The Nth Degree

Tonight, taking sex tapes to the "Nth degree." Yesterday we told you about Paris Hilton, the 22-year-old hotel chain heiress. She and her family and her ex-boyfriend Rick Soloman and squadrons of lawyers are embroiled in a fight over a tape she made with Solomon having sex, giving sex, receiving sex, talking about sex and then having more sex. The tape has been duplicated faster than NBC cranks out "Law & Order" spin-offs. But, in a report disputed by Solomon's lawyer, "The New York Post" says there is a whole catalog of sex tapes. Now, the first one is readily available online. You probably know that. But isn't it only a matter of time until we can all get subscriptions to Paris Hilton's sex tape club. If you want to receive subsequent tapes, act now. You can continue to receive a brand new tape from the prestigious Paris Hilton/Rick Solomon sex library each and every month. If at any point you aren't completely satisfied, return it. Otherwise do nothing and you'll be billed later on in hell.


limetea said...

He's so i feel bad because i missed all those Nth degrees....if i had only known about him earlier!!!!!

Unknown said...

God that's good!

Phebe said...

Thank you both very much. I'm reliving the past with my weekend nth degrees. Glad to see I have company.